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Political Fundraiser Auction
Previous Page Listing ID#: 1622319
Previous Page Listing ID#: 1622319
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Sulphur Springs, AR 72768 |
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Bidding Starts: Tuesday May 14 Bidding Ends: Sunday Aug 11 |
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 Online Auction
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Northwest Arkansas Online Auctions Website: nwaonlineauctions@gmail.com GoToAuction.com ID#: 8322 View company information and listings |
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We use Currency Pay / Authorize.net for online credit/debit payments, and the card you registered with will be charged for your bids +10% buyer's premium after the auction closes. We do not accept checks. All large ($1,000+) gold purchases, vehicles, etc. must paid via wire transfer and we will pay the transaction fee.
Most of the items you are bidding on belong to real people in transition or with time constraints, so please do your part to read and make responsible decisions. We cannot store your items, they MUST be picked up during the alotted pickup times.
All items sold "AS IS, WHERE IS" with all faults.
* All descriptions believed accurate but not waranteed.
* Bidder inspection is encouraged.
* By placing a bid, bidder signifies that they have examined the items to their satisfaction, or that they have chosen not to personally examine them.
* Northwest Arkansas Online Auctions reserves the right to reject any bid at our sole discretion.
* 10% Buyer's Premium will be charged
* Northwest Arkansas Online Auctions reserves the right to cancel and/or reopen the auction in the event of catastrophic system failures.
* Northwest Arkansas Online Auctions is not responsible for accidents or damages at pickup site. Enter site at your own risk and please be aware of your surroundings.
* Auctioneer License# 2739
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This auction is satirical. All lots in this auction, even those based on real people, are entirely fictional, yet real, and available to purchase and own. All politicians are respected and caricatured to the best ability of the auctioneer. This auction contains valuable items, however, you may find it offensive in nature. If this is the case, we simply ask you to be the highest bidder, so we may apologize in person, when you pick up your items. *Freedom* to perform this auction is what makes America okay, good, better, great, greater, greatest, and greatest again, againer, and againest.
with liberty, and laughs for all,
David L. Barber
Auctioneer 1 Democrat $100 Dollar Bill (Broke) This $100 dollar bill was not intentionally bisected. It accidentally fell apart in the auctioneer's pocket, because life, mistakes, and entropy happen to democrats, too. 2 Political Trailer This trailer was sold to an Arkansan democrat auctioneer by an Arkansan republican auctioneer. Shortly after purchasing it, a wheel fell off of it. The republican auctioneer probably did not recognize any problems with the trailer to begin with, beca... 2 Vintage Razorback Drive in Theater Sign Both sides of the sign are in very rough condition, but it still exists. Whoever is artistic and talented enough to restore it will have something special. 4 Joe Biden's Imaginary Friend concrete 4 IRS $100 Bill in a Ball Jar There is less than $100 in this jar. Guess how much is there with your bids. Whichever bidder gets closest to the real amount of money in the jar will be the actual winner of this auction and will receive the jar and contents for free. If the "high" ... 7 District 12 Political Cheerleader Wig Pom poms may be added later 8 Family Council Snakeplant in a Spittoon (Live) The snakes in the grass are included in this lot. 10 Trans Rights in Arkansas w/ Children's Propaganda Only one razorblade left in pack 10 Affordable Arkansas Housing Screws are missing, but if you're bidding on this you're probably used to it. 15 Push Mower Project Runs about as well as our country, meaning sometimes it starts, sometimes it doesn't, sometimes it stops while running. 18 Pennies Cost More to Mint than They're Worth Lot Coin blank lobbyists, please bid accordingly. 20 Global Warming Measuring Device It's a thermometer. 21 Stephanie Funk for Rogers, AR (District 15) Lot Is the odoban half full, or half empty? 25 Arkansas Weather Belt Buckle In case of tornado, D.U.C.K. (downstairs, to the lowest level of your home or business) 26 BEARBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Children's Bow Introducing the BEAR CHILDRENS BOW, used but ahead of it's time back then when it was new. Will it be a hit in the future? May evolution favor the children of bearwomen. Invest in one here and now and give the gift of posterity to your children! Prot... 52 "1984" Book w/ Bella Vista POA Sticker unsigned by Mayor Flynn 54 Jason Rapert's Sausage Stuffer w/ Pass the Pigs also included are precision screwdrivers and a pearl 58 Arkansas Prison Industrial Complex Lot Remember, expanding our jails to house the poor isn't socialism= affordable housing is. 59 Colin Kaepernick's Childhood Stool All proceeds from this item will be donated to The Dyslexia Foundation 64 R.I.P. Cricket / Marjorie Taylor Greene Lot Shovel has a small crack with fungi growing out of it, but is still very sturdy and useable. 67 Jane English the Hippopotamus Senator Toy The pearls clutched are fake, but it's a real half-dollar in her open mouth and an antique hardware book is thrown in as a bonus. |
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